Hotel Shower Knob: The Game
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
Welcome, Monsieur, to the world-famous Le Historique Grande Hotel & Bar & Grille & Casino, located in le heart of THE Beautiful Paris, Francias.
We hope, monsieur, that you will enjoy this le oasis in the ocean of bustling Paris, where you are the master of your domain, and where dreams and fantasies are but not but a thought away not are they.
Particular attention should be directed to our le chic and oh-so-courant showers, which are the finest instruments which have been constructured upon le earth. Would that a shower could steal your soul, such a shower as this would do so! Relax, monsieur. Breathe in the final temptations of an exhausting day and allow oneself to be overpowered by le overpowering frisson de satisfaction.
It was a perfect life, and you have it.
--Pierre Devigney, Owner and Dreamer of Le Historique Grande Hotel & Bar & Grille & Casino
(A new visual novel from the creator of Crunchy Lunch, Sex Robot Road Trip, and Kill Your Refrigerator)
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Played it. Loved it. I laught, I cried, Jan was a babe.
Thanks for playing!! Also, congrats on being I think the first streamer to reach the end. The speed run time to beat is now 11:47!
Holy shit hahaha I'm cracking up at this.
Ahaha, sorry, the game definitely glitched on you. (You're supposed to be able to press all the buttons, not just that one.) My bad.
Thanks for playing, though! Can I ask what you played it on (Windows, Mac, etc.)?
I played it on Windows.
Thanks! Working on a fix...
HAHAHAHAHA OMG this game has the best music. When I opened the game and it started I couldn't help laughing!
Thanks for playing!
Anytime, can't wait to see what you do next!
I love you Yoss.
That is all.
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